What's that? That's a swear jar. Every time someone swears, you put a quarter in it. Who gets the money? I don't know. We'll use it to buy something for the office. Like a case of Bud Light or something. F***ing awesome. F*** you, Bob. F*** you, Jim. Eric, I have a s*** bag in line three for you. Can I borrow your pen? Can I borrow your f***ing pe
I'm not fucking perfect, but at least I'm not a fake, lying, backstabbing, gaslighting, spineless, soul-sucking fuck like you. I don't pretend to love while shitting on the people who give a fuck about me. I don't act loyal while chasing attention like the desperate, hollow, ego-starved piece of shit you are. I don't smile to someone's face and th
How would you mean if women start coming out saying, look, I don't want no relationship with you, I don't want no relations with you, I just want to fuck you, let you out, and see you by your way.
I should get my nipples pierced? Pierce them, bitch. Maybe it'll distract from the fact that one titty faced south and the other one looking in for a ride. You built like a busted compass. Travis says I'm the best piece of ass he's ever had. He's your first fucking cousin, bitch. The only other thing he's banged is his sister and a warm fucking ca
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